Posted by
Real Man Magazine on Friday, August 01, 2008 1:06:29 AM
By FRANKLIN PIERCE
Science Correspondent
BRUSSELS, Belgium. (UP) -- Scientists at the University of Brussels have confirmed that certain visual stimuli have a direct impact on the nature and proportions of one’s reproductive system. Specifically, the study found that reading certain men’s magazines actually increased the size of men’s testicles and sexual organs. Researchers found the greatest increases occurred while reading the publication Real Man Magazine which touts itself as the world’s most popular online magazine for the man’s man.
However, men weren’t the only ones to notice a change in their physiology. After confirming the results amongst the men in the study, scientists reproduced the methodology and initiated the same study on women. The results were surprising. After reading certain men’s magazines, most women noticed a significant increase in the size of their breasts. In some of the most dramatic cases, several women moved from a ‘C’ cup to a full ‘D’ in just a matter of weeks. Again, the results were most dramatic when the women studied
Real Man Magazine.
However, all men’s magazine apparently aren’t created equal when it comes to increasing the size of one’s sexual organs. The researchers found that some of the men’s magazines used in the study actually reduced the size of the men’s testicles as well as the women’s breasts. The most dramatic of these results occurred after the participants read
GQ, Men’s Health, Men’s Vogue, and
Best Life magazines.
Scientists believe the reasons for the increases in the size of both men’s and women’s sexual organs were due to a combination of the images and the content within the magazine. Certain images and content apparently stimulate the brain to produce increased levels of hormones. These hormones help the body to achieve enormous gains in the size of the sexual organs.
In the instances of GQ, Men’s Health, Men’s Vogue, and Best Life, where men’s sexual organs actually decreased in size, scientists found that the men showed dramatic increases in the hormone estrogen, found primarily and abundant in women. Scientists attribute this phenomenon to the predominantly feminine and homo-erotic images and content within these publications.
The results were not limited to physiology. Scientists reported unusual behaviors from persons participating in the study who experienced the most dramatic growth results.
In one case, a man consumed over a dozen beers, assaulted five aggressive tavern patrons, and had voluntary sexual relations with three women simultaneously, immediately after the incident. In another case, a man lifted a burning car off of an accident victim. Finally, researchers reported another man set new world records for weight lifting, bull riding, and ski jumping within two weeks after participating in the study.
In the case of the women, one woman initially characterized as reserved and docile, ventured into a local gentlemen’s club and performed a highly skilled burlesque routine involving gymnast-like moves around a center pole. The woman later had sexual relations with approximately five gentlemen simultaneously, leaving all of the men in a state of exhaustion. Several calls were also reported to emergency services. Apparently, certain women who participated in the study gained insatiable sexual appetites. Many of their partners called emergency operators requesting the dispatcher send out officers to restrain the women and prevent them from engaging in additional sexual acts with the men. The officers responding to the scenes later requested the assistance of additional officers.
After the findings of the study were reported in the Brussels newspaper, the Real Man Magazine website was overloaded with visitors and was consequently offline briefly until additional servers were made available. The scientists are scheduled to publish the complete study later this year in the New England Journal of Medicine.